Saturday, January 28, 2012

Waking up to a little Snark

Good morning! Here's a tiny snippet for Saturday Snark from my Goodreads Hot Summer Reads piece. My first attempt at fanfic resulted from the glorious image of Batman holding a naked guy.

"Okay, out you go." I reached over and tugged the blindfold off, then pushed open his door. If I leaned into him while doing it... well, despite rumors to the contrary—and my history with women—I'm only human.

Dale looked small inside the big space of The Cave. He also looked cold—and I needed to regain my equilibrium. "Hmm. Guess the little guy needs a blankie, huh?"

Dale had been staring, starstruck, at all the equipment and furnishings I had spread around. As soon as my comment registered, his head jerked around, and I was treated to a blistering glare. "Hey, asshole! You try walking around buck naked in the middle of winter and see how your jimmy looks!"

I smothered a laugh. "It's almost May."


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